thieved from ~DoomHobbit

Go to urban dictionary ([link]) and type in the answers to your question and then pick either the first or favorite definition that urban dictionary comes up with.

1.) Your name? Lacy
verb: to lacy (someone): To thrash one's opponent severely, displaying great technical skill and control for a prolonged period
yeah, I love it. haha.

2.) Your age? 26
A lot of booze. 750ml of alcohol. Pronounced "two-six" NOT twenty-six
heh. the other definitions include gangs - wtf?

3.) One of your friends? Tracy
1.) The unisex name Tracy \t-ra-cy\ is pronounced TRAY-see. It is of Irish Gaelic origin,one meaning is warlike. Another originating as a nickname for Theresa "late summer"
cute!

2.) A term referring to one who has many contradicting qualities, characteristics or traits usually in an EITHER/OR basis ie; Nice, cruel, Stubborn, Compliant, Sparkly, Dark, Social, isolated, Wishful, hopeless, innocent, sinful, naieve, cunning, proud, ashamed, determined, indifferent, generous, glutton, giving, selfish, trustworthy, dishonest, good, evil etc
I think this is a really interesting idea!

4.) What should you be doing? Painting
Verb: The act of applying color (usually paint by the use of a brush) over the canvas.

"Painting" the new code name for masturbation for both men and women.
hehehe.

5.) Favorite color? Orange
The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
bahahahaha.


6.) Birthplace? Calgary
An awesome city with some great people, and some assholes. Yes, there are sluts here, but there are sluts anywhere else too. Interesting people. And 17th Ave is pretty fun, as is downtown and Mission. Should be the capital of Alberta.

A pretentious city with delusions of grandeur and penis envy (Toronto's dick is way bigger). I equate Calgary to the farmboy redneck who just won the lottery and bought himself a new car, new clothes and a fancy house. You may look good, you may have money, but Calgary you still have no class or sophistication, because deep down you are still a redneck.

n. Etymologists are divided over whether it derives from the Latin word, calgarus, meaning "crass," or a blackfoot word, calgaree, meaning, "strange race in cowboy boots who guzzle thick black liquid from the ground ." In current colloquial usage it is slang for "second-best."


7.) Month of your birth? October
the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron.
and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it
the next person who gives me a fucking pink cz for birthday is gonna get it shoved somewhere uncomfortable. hehe.

October, the 10th, and obviously the best month of the year, and is so for several reasons.
1. OKTOBERFEST
2. Birthstone is Opal
3. Zodiac signs Libra and Scorpio
4. Most likely conceived between Christmas and Valentines Day (giggity).
hahahaha.

8.) Last person you talked to? Dean
Used to describe someone really cool or high up on a social chain. These people are very powerful so must be respected.
does this come from the whole Dean of the School thing? o_o

To hit someone in the face; often a small child with a basketball

A friend of yours who thinks he's superior to everyone, but has many inadequacies.

9.) One of your nicknames? LJ
lj often stands for loljob,
you give somebody a loljob by loling and giving them a job. It may also refer to the art of raping eggs.

To fall off or over an object, usual under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. In the manner of Lisa Jackson.

The act of oral sex on a women.